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Author Topic: The 100% Totally Unofficial Teh Bias Spoiler Thread  (Read 8166 times)

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The 100% Totally Unofficial Teh Bias Spoiler Thread
« on: July 24, 2006, 11:39:22 AM »

Soylent Green?  It's PEOPLE, dude.

The chick is a dude.

Keanu Reeves can't act.  Wait, that one's not a spoiler...


(Let's have fun, but anything that can be considered a real spoiler, put it in context and use the proper tags, okay?)
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Re: The 100% Totally Unofficial Teh Bias Spoiler Thread
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2006, 11:41:41 AM »

Example:

Hey, how about season 2 of Battlestar Galactica?  I can't believe they [spoiler]jumped forward a year[/spoiler]!

See?  If you haven't watched all of it, you'd want to avoid that.
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Re: The 100% Totally Unofficial Teh Bias Spoiler Thread
« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2006, 11:46:40 AM »

I seriously couldn't believe it when Dave told me he was [spoiler]into wearing women's panties[/spoiler]!  :o
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Re: The 100% Totally Unofficial Teh Bias Spoiler Thread
« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2006, 11:50:54 AM »

[spoiler]Dave is a spoilsport.[/spoiler]
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Re: The 100% Totally Unofficial Teh Bias Spoiler Thread
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2006, 01:08:23 PM »

No, Bryan, that's not right.  I said you needed to provide context.  Try this:

Everyone knows that Bryan's secret dream is to be a [spoiler]pretty, pretty ballerina[/spoiler].
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Re: The 100% Totally Unofficial Teh Bias Spoiler Thread
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2006, 01:39:18 PM »

Who shot J.R.?  [spoiler]Kristin Shepard[/spoiler]

Who shot Mr. Burns? [spoiler]Maggie Simspon[/spoiler]

Who shot JFK? [spoiler]Lee Harvey Oswald[/spoiler]

And the greatest spoiler of all...answer to all other unanswered questions...[spoiler]The butler did it![/spoiler]
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Re: The 100% Totally Unofficial Teh Bias Spoiler Thread
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2006, 01:47:27 PM »

And the greatest spoiler of all...answer to all other unanswered questions...[spoiler]The butler did it![/spoiler]

And the [spoiler]butler[/spoiler] did it in the [spoiler]hall[/spoiler] with the [spoiler]candlestick[/spoiler].

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Re: The 100% Totally Unofficial Teh Bias Spoiler Thread
« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2006, 03:27:14 PM »

"Do you guys like spoilers?  I have a spoiler for you...[spoiler]you will die alone.[/spoiler]"

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Re: The 100% Totally Unofficial Teh Bias Spoiler Thread
« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2006, 03:30:10 PM »

Do you like Harry Potter?

[spoiler]Snape kills Dumbledore.[/spoiler]
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Re: The 100% Totally Unofficial Teh Bias Spoiler Thread
« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2006, 03:39:15 PM »

[spoiler]Optimus Prime[/spoiler] dies in Transformers: The Movie (1986) Man that was a tough one to write.  :'(

EDIT:  I think Dave just wanted the tags removed.  I just put them in as that scene could bring back bad memories for a lot of us. 
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Re: The 100% Totally Unofficial Teh Bias Spoiler Thread
« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2006, 03:40:00 PM »

Allen's spoiler is about Harry Potter!  Sean's is about Transformers: The Movie!

The rules, people!  Follow the rules!
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Re: The 100% Totally Unofficial Teh Bias Spoiler Thread
« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2006, 03:43:23 PM »

I removed the tag for you Dave.  Is that what you meant?  I realize it's 20 years ago.
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Re: The 100% Totally Unofficial Teh Bias Spoiler Thread
« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2006, 03:48:49 PM »

No, Dave wants us to give a hint as to what the spoiler is from, so people don't just highlight it to find out [spoiler]Bruce Willis is one of the "dead people"[/spoiler].
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Re: The 100% Totally Unofficial Teh Bias Spoiler Thread
« Reply #13 on: July 24, 2006, 03:50:52 PM »

Yeah I just figured that out.  You'll have to excuse me as "I'm from Canada and they think I'm slow, eh?"
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Re: The 100% Totally Unofficial Teh Bias Spoiler Thread
« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2006, 03:51:15 PM »

20 years old?  I thought it didn't come out until next year...?

Oh, and major spoiler for the Miami Vice movie: [spoiler]Allen is an ass.[/spoiler]
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