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Re: Drink. More. Water!
« Reply #30 on: November 20, 2010, 10:02:35 AM »

Just a little ahead of schedule this time, I guess!
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Re: Drink. More. Water!
« Reply #31 on: November 20, 2010, 11:01:55 AM »

What's with all this? You're usually a summertime kind of guy.

Tell us a story.
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Re: Drink. More. Water!
« Reply #32 on: November 20, 2010, 11:31:19 AM »

Not much to tell. Couldn't really pee this morning. Hurt a bit, but more annoying or irritating than painful. Not a complete blockage, but also the first time (since the first time) that I noticed my urine was a little bit bloody. Drank a lot of water, took a pain pill, kept a heating pad on my crotch, and eventually it all came to pass.
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Re: Drink. More. Water!
« Reply #33 on: November 20, 2010, 05:08:36 PM »

Drank a lot, took a pain pill, kept a heating pad on my crotch, and eventually it all came to pass.

So, a normal Saturday then.
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Re: Drink. More. Water!
« Reply #34 on: November 21, 2010, 01:03:22 AM »

Drank a lot, took a pain pill, kept a heating pad on my crotch, and eventually it all came to pass.

So, a normal Saturday then.

Comedy gold....


Hope you're feeling better, Allen.
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Re: Drink. More. Water!
« Reply #35 on: November 24, 2010, 12:07:06 PM »

It's been a few days...feeling any better?
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Re: Drink. More. Water!
« Reply #36 on: November 24, 2010, 12:52:58 PM »

I feel fine. There must be something irritated, since I have to pee every ten minutes. Or, rather, I have to pee every three minutes, I just wait ten minutes so something comes out. No pain, though.
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Re: Drink. More. Water!
« Reply #37 on: November 24, 2010, 01:51:48 PM »

Don't forget to do your kegels.
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Re: Drink. More. Water!
« Reply #38 on: December 14, 2010, 12:59:52 PM »

Time to see a urologist! I've been having some small twinges every few days since November 20, but today has been pretty bad. I'd forgotten how much fun it is to vomit when you have a beard, especially when you've been drinking straight lemon juice and vinegar (not together). Unfortunately, just like my first one, Chloe is at home with me and DeeDee has an important work appointment that she can't cancel, so I'm not able to partake of any of the painkillers we have on hand. The first time, I kept Chloe occupied by giving her a constant supply of Popsicles while I writhed on the floor. I guess a marathon of Nickelodeon and Viva Pinata will have to do.
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Re: Drink. More. Water!
« Reply #39 on: December 14, 2010, 02:59:37 PM »

Holy shit.  Dude, get this taken care of.
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Re: Drink. More. Water!
« Reply #40 on: December 16, 2010, 01:56:30 AM »

I passed a stone! And, boy, do I mean stone. This afternoon, I was peeing a surprisingly-large stream when all of a sudden a bus drove through my dick. And slammed his brakes just at the end of it. I actually staggered and cried out. It didn't exactly feel good just after, but it felt a bit better. I looked in the bowl and there was something resting on the bottom. I fished it out with a toilet brush. Now, it's possible that something fell into the bowl and I hadn't noticed. I admit I haven't been flushing after every 18 drops. But, I'm nearly certain that this was my kidney stone. If this thing actually traveled through my bladder and urethra, I'm amazed. It was dark brown, slightly cupped, and a sharp "tail" extended out. It was about this size: O . I was going to take a picture, but unfortunately I put it on the side of the sink and it rolled down into the drain.

I do have an appointment with a urologist, but it's not until next Thursday. Hopefully, the major issue is over and the last dregs will come out soon.
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Re: Drink. More. Water!
« Reply #41 on: December 16, 2010, 06:09:56 AM »

Wow, good news (I guess?). Hope everything is okay until then.
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Re: Drink. More. Water!
« Reply #42 on: December 16, 2010, 01:39:15 PM »

You make my penis hurt.
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Re: Drink. More. Water!
« Reply #43 on: December 16, 2010, 02:09:49 PM »

I just threw up in my mouth a bit.
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Re: Drink. More. Water!
« Reply #44 on: December 16, 2010, 02:21:19 PM »

Allen,

The Drink.More.Water. people called - you're hired!!
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